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Manly Sh*t!

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 15:26:37 -0600

i chanaged my blown out headlight today. i got grease on my hands. it was disgusting. i’m never doing it again.

Students Attack Gingers

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:27:33 -0600

These middle-school kids may not have understood the message of that South Park episode.

hahahahahhaahahaha. this of course is why i have a mohawk, so i look more like a hard-ass and douches think twice about steppin’ up on my wussy non-fighting ass.

i don’t know whether i feel force for the kid cuz he got kicked 10+ times, or the fact he lives in Cali, ever suspect to sunburns.

nevertheless i still love the South Park ginger episode. nothin’ but love. for all you ginger beaters out there remember, i have 14 golf clubs in the back of my car and i’m not afraid to break them.

My Plans For Thanksgiving

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:45:07 -0600

eating so much food that Kobayashi would be jealous of the calories consumed.

Send It In Jerome! Bill Raferty makes this video. one of the...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:09:41 -0600

Send It In Jerome! Bill Raferty makes this video. one of the greatest game dunks of all time. college or pros.

here’s a tip for you at home. don’t get dunked on this basketball season.

This Should Be Against My Religion

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:37:45 -0600

This Should Be Against My Religion:

don’t be scared by the name of the site. don’t get me wrong, i still think fraternities are super mega swallowing stupid.

thanks vajayjay! clearly all those years looking up at the ceilings of frats gave you a great taste in music! ;) love you!

listen to it.

Top Ten Things Your Zodiac Sign Hates

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:32:57 -0600

buriedrumors:

Aries

People that shuffle when they walk
Unreturned phone calls
Cell phones that don’t work
Animals in cages
People who twitter on online chats
People who don’t get right to the point
People who are lousy dancers
Late trains, planes or airplanes
People who dress too casually
Country music

Those are SO right on, haha.

Find them here.

bingo.

Cooking Like A Kid

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:46:47 -0600

what is my favorite cooking activity you ask? besides small unintentional grease fires?

throwing noodles at the wall to measure their done-ness. its never ending fun. i usually throw a few extra noodles in to make sure i have enough for wall ammo.

GPOYW. this is the excitement i display when i know my feet will...

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 10:01:15 -0600

GPOYW. this is the excitement i display when i know my feet will be so cozy and warm for the next several months. taz slippers. get with it or get lost.

Bugatti Veyron Into Lagoon

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:56:18 -0600

Bugatti Veyron Into Lagoon:

A distracted owner of a Bugatti Veyron, one of the world’s fastest production cars, accidently drove Wednesday, Nov. 11, 2009, the automobile into a saltwater lagoon in La Marque, Texas.

The Bugatti extraction from the Lagoon. here are some points...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:53:39 -0600

The Bugatti extraction from the Lagoon. here are some points i’d like to make.

the douches that shot the crash video had their balls removed years ago considering they thought this was a “Lambo”
…don’t they sound not surprised and like this was planned?
this is $1.4 million car, not a chump change $1 million
it is not “1 of 15” made. they originally made 65, and now are making 75 annually.
i learned people are idiots from this story.

Seasonal Self Progression

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:27:24 -0600

once every wintery season i get the urge to test my manlihood. i gauge my manliness by the facial coverage of my “beard”. its weak, its child molester-like in color, but i just get curious to see if i have gained any coverage over the last 12 months.

unlikely yes…but i’m still pondering.

i’m on day 5 or 6 ish. nothing new or exciting yet.

"That’s why I keep an attitude, and go to sleep with it, and wake up with it EVERY afternoon."

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 12:19:05 -0600

“That’s why I keep an attitude, and go to sleep with it, and wake up with it EVERY afternoon.”

- Eminem - If I Get Locked Up Tonight

sometimes a little ‘tude is necessary.

Weight Gain

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 09:42:43 -0600

i’m still on my winter health kick. trying to get into good shape / trying to gain weight so i don’t appear upon first impression like a JV sixth man in high school.

i weight right on 158 lbs! whoo! get you some! yet my pants are too big again…christ!

Advantages To Mohawk

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 09:29:24 -0600

i look like a hardass in the weight room gettin’ my swell on…

not really, but it’s a nice tough guy effect. i’m tryin’ here people, give me a break.

this is a little somethin’ i like to call the intramural...

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:55:28 -0600

this is a little somethin’ i like to call the intramural basketball season.

name a man that looks sexier with a mohawk not named David Beckham and i’ll send you a bag of high fives.

Add Comcast to the list of things I hate.

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:32:36 -0600

(via mattgorman)

i raise you a Cox Communications monthly bill “too high for shitty HD service that works 5% of the time its not our fault” raping.

Cox Communications - We’ve been sucking so hard for so long we’re thinking of changing industries.

Usher - Nice and Slow i almost made out with myself listening to...

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:57:33 -0600

Usher - Nice and Slow

i almost made out with myself listening to this song. if you can’t make the first move on a DGL with this song pumpin’ through the speaks…you’ve got issues deeper than having no balls/game.

oh who am i kidding…you don’t need music for DGL’s…save this for a nice girl sometime. that is today’s WhytLuda service announcement.

elspethjane: thedailywhat: Fizzy Transformation of the Day: A...

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:52:41 -0600

elspethjane:

thedailywhat:

Fizzy Transformation of the Day: A century of Coca Cola bottle designs.

Left to Right: 1899 - 1900 - 1915 - 1916 - 1957 - 1986.

[via.]

now i’m mega thirsty

The Heat Is On!

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 11:51:27 -0600

its that shitty time of year again. the heater is on in my apartment to ensure my little toesies stay warm throughout the winter. with the heater coming on few seasonal changes happen in my life.

Taz slippers come back into play
hot chocolate replaces multiple glasses of regular choco milk
cozy sleeping conditions, buried in 8 layers of covers
the awkward aroma that permeates through the air the first couple of days the heater is on
its likely to be cold enough outside in the mornings to where i have to scrape my car off….hence ruining the rest of my days activities.
the nap count per week will likely go up. i’m creeping in on old lazy kitty numbers. hmhmm nap times.

Kansas City Fails to Pick Up Option On Royals

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 11:46:45 -0600

Kansas City Fails to Pick Up Option On Royals:

oh how i love The Onion. i didn’t know they had a “sports network”. hello 45 for minutes of internet browsing a day for KT.

“…though the Danish capital is said to be leaning heavily toward acquiring a public pool or parking lot.” when asked about acquiring the Royals. haha, love it.