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Not quite people of walmart quality. But I bet I could make a...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:58:35 -0600

Not quite people of walmart quality. But I bet I could make a decent site on people of Pitt State. Cowboys and baseball queers. Notice the cowboy boots, flannel, and tucked in blank white tee. Class class class.

Jumbotron Dance Succeed- only to be this awesome. notes i picked...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 08:20:25 -0600

Jumbotron Dance Succeed- only to be this awesome.

notes i picked up while watching. white males, DO NOT hug other black males in public. it makes everyone feel awkward. keep it simple, pound it.

(via Succeed Blog) this shit is epically awesome (via dailywhat)

Wardrobe Malfunction

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 08:08:18 -0600

freshly washed and hyper dried 30x30 jeans are too big right now. i’m going to have to start shopping in either the emo section or women’s here real soon. not all that excited about it.

That kind of morning - I subconsciously put a spoonful of sugar in a bowl then added Cheerios. My body making it's priorities clear

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 08:05:39 -0600

(via yourdp)

uh…this is how i do it every time? maybe, maybe not. okay i love sugar, get off me.

My current mental state in the basement of the library. Yikes.

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:05:46 -0600

My current mental state in the basement of the library. Yikes.

Well That About Settles It

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:59:00 -0600

well the group project i was complaining and bitching about a couple of days ago seems so insignificant now. i’ve been taught life is a game that should be played with perspective, today i got to understand that one step further.

a girl in my class, the cute one i’ve mentioned before, has missed class quite a few times. today she shows up two days behind on group work. the teacher can’t make the decision so i make it for him, offering to let her join my group (hell yeah it’s my group, not our!). i attempt to get her up to speed with the project and explain the numbers and such.

as we all leave she calls us together to explain why she has been missing so much class. immediately the tears begin to fall. i don’t handle tears well, usually cuz it’s just some emotional bullshit about an insignificant prob. this girl’s tears were for real. she is having serious health complications, that need surgery, but she can’t afford them since she is without health insurance. cue pin dropping in silence.

earlier in class i was bitching to her about how i woke up early this morning, and had an english paper due later this afternoon. hey kyle, stfu. your problems are tedious and boring, and no one gives a shit. perspective. i’ve been so lucky to have had little complication in my life through the first 21 years and counting. i truly wish there was something i could do to help this girl, but i just don’t know how.

i do know for sure that when someone else has the balls the share a story like that with classmates she’s known for weeks only, i feel like a coward. i act brave, others are brave. perspective. seriously. i’m starting to realize no matter how bad i think times can be, someone out there has legit problems that are much worse.

just suck it up and move on with your lame is complainy story kyle, grow up.

Intramural Basketball Team Name

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:04:35 -0600

My Rajon Bonner

creative NBA player name word play.

Generation Gaps

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:26:12 -0600

i hate group work to start things off.

okay funny story though. i have a “non-traditional” student in my group. she just emailed me with the subject “OMG!!” it was awkward. almost as awkward as my mom’s text messages with 2 returns after each thought.

i laughed. you don’t have to. fine. no big deal.

david: Just walked by a Chipotle. are you feeling okay? for me this would mean i’ve lost a...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:33:12 -0600

david:

Just walked by a Chipotle.

are you feeling okay? for me this would mean i’ve lost a part of my soul. a great, substantial calorie, hot sauce, gooey messy, wrapped in a tortilla part of my soul.

nommmmm.

GPOYW. done on the correct day / fuck yeah my collars popped /...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 08:35:00 -0600

GPOYW. done on the correct day / fuck yeah my collars popped / wanna be Top Gun edition. yeah…today just feels better.

Warning Call

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:56:46 -0600

me: ugh! holy shit i'm so close to being done
chica: Woo
me: but i just can't muster up the energy to finish
me: ...my paper that is
chica: Haha

Well Sheesh!

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:46:26 -0600

if i would have known it was national cliche day i wouldn’t have put all my eggs in one basket with this term paper tonight. i’ve been spinning my wheels on this thing all day. better late than never i guess huh? i would have rather been at the Rec Center today, participating in pick-up game of basketball or two. i’d be working on our intramural motto, which is to take it one play at a time. i should probably be working on my jump shot right now seeing as though i can’t buy a bucket from deep. Knock on wood there are no injuries this year like the last. Tough break. i’m going to keep my fingers crossed that there is a snowball’s chance in hell we can finish with a winning record this year. i’m sure soon enough our team will be firing on all cylinders.

alright back to the paper. i think i’m just going to wing it.

Procrastinating On 15 Page Paper By...?

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:16:00 -0600

tossing recently received oversized Smarties way up in the air and letting them descend ever so accurately into my mouth, while sitting in front of my computer at a blank page in MS Word.

word.

Whats Worse Than A Bad Woman Driver?

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:59:00 -0600

two bad women drivers talking about how funny it is that they are terrible drivers and humorously endangering lives every time they strap up behind the wheel.

i’m not saying there aren’t bad male drivers (few and far between) but bad women drivers ruin countries economies.

It Has Already Been A Long, Long Week

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:55:43 -0600

get off me.

Oh Boy

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:45:00 -0600

did i not know what day of the week it was? correct. sue me. thanks vajayjay.

Not To Brag Or Anything...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 09:45:55 -0600

but all the photo evidence i’ve seen on the internet, Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, no one’s Bobby Light costume had a flashlight, ice out, and being shine on DGL’s.

oh wait. mine did. self victory to me. authenticity award to KT. okay, i’m done with Bobby Light posts…well at least until he comes out for the xmas party…

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will’s pick up lines. awesome...

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 20:08:31 -0600

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will’s pick up lines. awesome stuff. great show.

NFL Sunday

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 18:01:30 -0600

if you’re not watching the Vikings Packers game right now you probably like drowning small puppies and drop kicking infants.

lets go Pack!

"Jagerbombs…I fuckin’ shower in that shit"

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 16:42:27 -0600

“Jagerbombs…I fuckin’ shower in that shit”

- My New Haircut

i just had to watch it today. there were some halloween Broski’s last night. i laughed.