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Rob Dyrdek Movietickets.com outtakes. Deep inside this man is a good singer. (via @robdyrdek)

Oct 1st

New slogan ideas

marco: The Democratic Party: Depressingly Ineffective.™ The Democratic Party: We Won’t Put Up...

Oct 1st

Alright Fine...I'll Admit

i’ve had a soft spot in my heart for The Hills now dating back years. it all started in high...

Oct 1st

Smoker's Cough

Here is something I don’t understand. When your day is often interrupted by Hacking up a human...

Sep 30th

GPOYW. posing next to the Tour Championship winner Philly...

Sep 30th

Realistic Foot Size

i honestly don’t know what my shoe size is. i have many brands for many purposes (well,...

Sep 30th

Typical...

great morning weather. bright sun, blue skies, chilly temps. its time for jeans and a light hoodie....

Sep 29th

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we red-heads have a weakness for blondes. we can’t help but look/stare. wait…maybe its...

Sep 28th

Sunday Anal...ysis

i’ve seen plenty of anti NFL opinions today. if you have made such a claim, then i don’t...

Sep 28th

Ho..Ly...Sh..It

on my drive home tonight i got creeped out. i’m scared of the dark normally. no big...

Sep 27th

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Ferrari California - Rev i’ll be right back. this cargasm is reason for me to go change my...

Sep 27th

Celebrity Knockout

if you had the chance to get a free swing, one swing, at a famous person who would it be? no...

Sep 27th

Today's Productivity

i’ve taken 3 naps. i’ve ordered pizza and ate it. i’ve drank 4 glasses of...

Sep 27th

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elspethjane (via MacFOH) shower kitty. he’s just getting the shampoo/conditioner out of his...

Sep 25th

Happy 250th birthday Guinness!

Sep 25th

Listen

Justin Timberlake - Rock Your Body this song will make you wanna pull a titty out.

Sep 24th

sighting! Luda at the Fantasy Factory with rob. big thangs...

Sep 24th

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Guinness 250 years. Do your part to celebrate tomorrow, September 24 and go to sleep knowing the...

Sep 23rd

lookbothways:Matthew McConaughey has balance problems for...

Sep 23rd

My Mom Just Called

and i had a bad feeling about this one. she sent me a text last week letting me know that the cat of...

Sep 23rd

GPOYW. No Kanye! I’ll finish! Don’t you ever...

Sep 23rd

“Hearing someone say they’re the best drunk driver is...”
— yourdP

Sep 23rd

Great Eating Habits v. 5.0 Heart Attack

i had a bowl of Apple Jacks to start the morning off (Best Choice off-brand of course). and since...

Sep 22nd

Plaxico Burress Going To Jail, 2 Years

i am okay with this decision. i don’t wanna say happy cuz that makes me sounds like a racist...

Sep 22nd

How To Fall Safely

Sep 22nd

time to study i guess. sluuurrrrp. ahh…..

Sep 22nd

see what happens when pittsburg floods. (yeah seriously, i...

Sep 21st

John Madden and George W. Bush

they are sitting next to each other at the Dallas Cowboys game. Madden is likely pointing out the...

Sep 21st

Old man status

What is it about standing around a grill with a buddy drinking dranks that makes me feel like a dad...

Sep 20th

Becoming A Regular

me and two buddies have continued a trend that started slowly last year into an every Friday ordeal...

Sep 18th

Twitter Happened

Sep 17th

Chad Ochocinco Plans Lambeau Leap

Sep 17th

(via thingsgohazy) i watched this religiously in grade and...

Sep 17th

Roommate 40 Challenge

and i’m not talking 40oz. malt liquor bottles. i’m talking about a 40 yard dash. my new...

Sep 17th

GPOYW. golf practice. i should do this more often so i...

Sep 17th

“Don’t believe everything you read on the Internet...”
— PS3 commercial

Sep 15th

Tom Brady's Chin Strap

looks like little boys underwear.  i’m just sayin’….

Sep 15th

Biggest traffic jam

Cause u may ask? Two women drivers at a major highway interchange….crash bam boom wreck....

Sep 12th

I Was In First Hour Homebase Class In...

where were you?

Sep 11th

My Hair

has gotten way too long. it now takes more than 15 seconds to wash, rinse, and dry. the beautiful...

Sep 11th

Yep!

ladies and gents the NFL football season has started officially as of this evening. a great opening...

Sep 11th

Good News Everyone!

a baby lives above me now in the ol’ apartment complex. and even better news. he has healthy...

Sep 10th

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nedhepburn: Blackstreet “No Diggity” just found my new throwback ringtone. don’t lie to...

Sep 10th

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kimboslice: Bud Light Lime: Can Confessions haha awesome. i had a good friend this summer that...

Sep 10th

Description Of My Life Without Hamburger...

hungry.

Sep 10th

haha. i knew there would be a curse word in this. perfect....

Sep 10th

Hydro-plane-ing

here in the ever so flat state of Kansas, we ironically get heavy flash flood rain storms. during...

Sep 9th

GPOYW. its crappy rainy weather. NFL OPENING WEEKEND is...

Sep 9th

Agh!!!

do you ever wonder when something gets stuck anywhere…..how it even gets there in the first...

Sep 9th

i re-tooled my igoogle homepage while being lectured in...

Sep 8th

Adding To My Idiot In Charge List

Rodger Goodell = moron. he is hell bent on making the 2011 NFL season salary cap free. he is...

Sep 4th

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Audioslave - I am a highway i’ll be doing some driving this weekend

Sep 4th

“if you don’t see me on the block i aint tryin’...”
— Lil Wayne - Soldier

Sep 4th

I'm really having a hard time writing...

(via ohjessicamarie) i didn’t. cuz i drafted him online. he’s my boy. i wanna buy his...

Sep 3rd

Cleaning Like My Mom

i have a roommate that cleans before people comeove. that’s all i’m going to say.

Sep 3rd

Something I've Learned In The Library

today is the first day i’ve been in the library in over two years. i’ll make my...

Sep 2nd

Hatred Towards Herm

as anger still burns deep inside of me for Coach Herm Edwards, i’ve put together a plan to...

Sep 2nd

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Eminem - Business lets get down to business. i’ve got things to do this weekend!

Sep 2nd

GPOYW. you see that?!?! see it!?!? that would be the new...

Sep 2nd

Serious Situation

i just poured my last bowl of Cheerios this morning. there is now a dier need for me to travel to...

Sep 2nd

Sleep

i need some shut-eye up in this bitch.

Sep 2nd

Slightly Gay Confession

(not that there is anything wrong with being gay) i have been told repeated times in the last...

Sep 1st